Ich hab früher gerne ab und zu die vegane leberwurst von Rügenwalder Mühle gegessen. Letztens wieder eine Packung geholt, schön aufs Brot und reingebissen. Schmeckte Scheiße. Guck auf die Verpackung “Mit verbesserter Rezeptur” na schönen Dank auch
It said “We’re talking about beards not your dick.” So no more genius than a spambot
“[…] maybe they feel the same about the theory of gravity and just float the fuck away” - Tim Minchin
Women are not in the mood for a couple of weeks and they are so much fun to be gandalf
Maybe it’s maple syrup and a crisp pancanke
Or they wore mixed fabric clothing, so they’re basically satan
Wales added another shameful australian defeat about 5 hours ago
Isn’t it more like a n-shaped turn?
It’s always sunny in Philadelphia and destroy all humans 2. At least the humor kind of fits
Puddle of mud should be way more famous. I mean they recorded the best cover for nirvana’s about a girl ever made
Wanted PanGalacticGargleBlaster but apparently that was to long. So now I’m probably named like a gay pornstar. Well, it is what it is