US man, 81, sentenced to six months for creating giant hybrid sheep for hunting humans
US man, 81, sentenced to six months for creating giant hybrid sheep for hunting humans
It’s just jealous that it needs the other meat parts to do a spooky dooky
This feels canon if the crossover happened.
Yes, we have decades between (direct involvement in) wars!!
We didn’t even spend actual money on war stuff the last few decades.
But we sure are gonna do it now, we need to protect our drinking water (for the coming water wars) and update our firewalls (for the coming Skynet wars).
Space October memes, engage!!
“Good enough, they’ll take the (space-)night shift. I’ll double the calcium rations.”
Both pollinate a lot.
Both have wars of various kinds, they have complex & dynamic social interactions & structures, they are great at logistics & planning, etc.
But one is somehow less pissed at humans.
No idea why anyone wouldn’t be pissed at humans.
And attack us preemptively.
Bees are sus.
Idk what this is about but the setting he is in is absolutely perfect for an energy vampire.
Bcs of anti-greed policy and those not being open source.
FOSS FTW
That is the left blinker.
It turns on automatically whenever a car is detected in front of you.
The high-beansbeams should be flashing as well.
To proceed please press and hold the BMW badge for at least 20 seconds. Repeat as needed.
Buttwings ditched his previous gig due to cape-is-obscuring-my-glorious-derrière-and-its-unfair arguments.
Haivy both knew he was there bcs he dummy thicc and the clapping of his ass cheeks kept alerting them beforehand.
Butts are bisexual, kinda, sorta
Asset managers gonna be snorting pure whole bananas to stay awake.
What if I’m dummy thicc and the clapping of my ass cheeks keeps alerting all the small birds and rodents anyway?
Can I has a bit of collar, as a treat?
Speed!!
Finally far enough to safely engage ftl-warp drive.
No.
But pole dancing is just as valid career choice as debating.
Tooto chicken debate!
It’s a cock-fighting-like event but more civilised where chickens debate each other, they each have little tables & get prep time.
The winner gets a bucket of mealworms. The loser gets the same, bcs chickens are good girls.
Too-to (“Tutu”) was the legendary supreme chicken debate champion that a set of debate rules is now named after, in her honour.
(TIL when I searched for a pic there is a chicken tutu market)
I do both and I’m not.
(Not ‘not the same’, Im just not, I doubt my existence, especially when thoughts get inherent)