Nope. Don’t mutilate your child.

I just think they’re neat honestly. feel similarly about boats and trains and well executed meals and nice interior design.

Start building credit if you’re in the US, but don’t treat your credit card like free money.

Don’t let yourself get addicted to alcohol (or any other drug).

Spend a decade commuting by bike if you can (rain or shine).

Get radicalized by the terrorists (people who just wanna have a nice safe society free of bigotry and hate).

iM mAd tHat tHis LaDY mAkeS CoMicS!

Do this 25 more times and get back to me.

Snake.

Sometimes simpler is better. Just use some paprika and cayenne for the same flavor and avoid the massive effort.

Nope. Honestly though Lemmy helped me with my Reddit addiction. Haven’t been on Reddit in years and only occasionally engage with Lemmy during the week. Supplanted both with reading bootleg manga, ha ha ha.

Not really a thing I’ve been chasing but I did really enjoy the time I was home sick from work and spent all day playing Super Mario Odyssey back when it first came out. I really felt like I was a kid again and hadn’t felt that before or since.

Middle of the road millennial for age context.

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A YouTube mixtape found after searching “Madagascar Music” that had a smattering of wonderful folk music from, ostensibly, Madagascar. It must’ve been dmca’d years ago or something ‘cause I’ve not been able to find it since c. 2013.

HONK

Result of having socialized medicines c. 300 years in the future 60 years ago by the best Star Doctor this side of Ceti Alpha V; immortality and an allergy to Retnax.

Why does anyone read Bloomberg? That shit is the equivalent of the suit wearing shitty little twerp on a college campus c. 2017 being a conservative edge lord. Change my mind.

not like there’s a million and a half shows in production at any given moment.

hope he comes on, says fuck abc and quits and leaves the stage. he won’t though because he is a literal part of the problem.

You’re just trying to rile people up.

Wasn’t he put in prison back in ‘98 for being convicted of being a piece of shit?

“We must catch this villain who is making public edifices worth millions to our oligarchs!!”