Don’t worry, there’s a WikiHow article on how to do exactly that.

The good thing is, you already are! And from what I’ve seen of your online presence, you seem like a very fun girl at that :D. I’m sure many other people here would agree with me as well.

Conservatism, in the original sense of the word, wasn’t such a bad political ideology. It used to mean a desire reforming the current norms through gradual change and evolutionary measures.

Unfortunately, it has been perverted, as the social norms modern “conservatives” seem to want to promote include transphobia, homophobia and heteronormativity.

From Wikipedia:

An alcohol enema, also known colloquially as butt-chugging or boofing, is the act of introducing alcohol into the rectum and colon via the anus, i.e., as an enema.