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10 months agoYeah but Octavius had a defective chip attached to his brain. Stone is a defective chip dangling from the asshole of America.
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A human trying to be better…butter,…no…better. #toast
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Why you gotta leave out the og? 7up is the quintessential lemon lime beverage. Much better in a cocktail, IMO.
Stupid shit like this hits hard to some folks in the south. I have family members are pissed how “everything is changing”, so much in fact that this very thing caused a disturbance at a local college pub. Last year, one of my dumbass family members was thrown out for being rude. When I asked him what happened he said…
" That god damn Yankee girl wanted to know if I wanted a fucking pop. What the fuck is a pop? So I asked her. She said something like a soda or whatever and I told her, it’s a fucking coke and she needs to go back to fucking Chicago and get fucked. Don’t bring your stupid shit down here."
Even more f’d up, is he would have ordered a Sprite.
I dislike a few of my relatives.
Can say unequivocally, that this is a fact.
When I was in college, the same week I broke one of my front teeth playing “flag” football, I got really drunk and one of my roomates shaved off one eyebrow while I was passed out on our couch. Nobody noticed the eyebrow. Even took me 2 days to notice. Ere’body asked about the snaggletooth.
Good times.
Edit: a word and a period
Didn’t even notice and I can’t not see it now.
Read the Narrator as Bill Hader doing his impression of Keith Morrison from Dateline.
That sucks, friend. As a long time musician that struggles with tinnitus, I totally f****** feel for you. It hasn’t affected my hearing, but I know it’s coming.
Don’t get me started on health care. I think it should be a part of our taxes (not free) and no one should be without basic healthcare and wellness treatment. How it would work in this cluster f*** environment of personality centered patriotism and unfettered profiteering, I have no idea. Would love to be able to have a legitimate conversation about it without it being a trope-fest of buzzwords.
"Most private health insurance in California designates children’s hearing aids as cosmetic or elective devices. "
TIL hearing aids for deaf kids are considered cosmetic. I guess looking cool is better than hearing them talk about your outfit.
Maybe this one…? Not gold but still really cool. Not $70k cool
381·1 year agoJust to clarify…is /showerthoughts just a place to post an opinion?
Granpa…is that you?