A conservative’s only job is to be a fascist. It’s the only thing a conservative is able to do. In fact, it is impossible for a conservative to not be a fascist.

It’s time to end conservatism.

This is conservatism. Conservatives (including neo-liberals) serve the billionaire class. Conservatives have ALWAYS been the foot-soldiers of the wealthy.

It is conservatives who despise unions and conservatives who violently attack and murder union members for the rich during strikes. It is conservatives who allow the rich to be immune to laws and taxes.

Conservatives are doing this to us. They cannot stop on their own. We must physically, forcibly, violently help them stop. If we do not, they will kill us all.

The boss cannot be defeated until his foot-soldiers are dead.

Wait a minute. You mean to tell me conservatives are engaging in fascism?!

Whaaaaaaaa???

ALL conservatives are pathological liars. 100% of them. A conservative will look you in the eyes and lie to you about what they want for lunch. They cannot help it. Dishonesty and manipulation are the only way conservatives can communicate.

You are lying. Nazis in 1930’s Germany referred to themselves as conservatives as did Hitler himself. Even modern nazis refer to themselves as conservatives, espouse conservative views and align with conservative politicians.

Every word uttered by a conservative is deception or manipulation. Every word. Never believe a conservative.

We don’t have to be tough to eliminate the conservative threat. We just have to be willing to finish Sherman’s work.

Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot were all social conservatives. So were their supporters.

Go fork yourself, you goddamned spoon lover! I’ll eat icecream off a paper plate with a fork if I want to, or if I’m a little too high and the dishwasher door looks too intimidating to open to look for a clean dish. Don’t dare judge me, you fancy prick!

If that were true, all conservatives would be junkies.

I care! I didn’t know about it until just now though. That’s great news!

Legalizing violence against conservative terrorists would solve this kind of bullshit instantly.

That last one was a banger 🤣

Conservatives can’t let people know that nazism is just a flavor of conservatism. They can’t have people openly pointing out how every genocide ever commited in human history was caused by conservatives.

Conservatives would rather burn everything to the ground than admit they are all racist, dog-fucking, traitor, pedophile bigots. It’s almost like they can feel shame. They can’t, but it almost seems like it.

Conservatives love to brag about their various bigotries. Many have even collected the whole set.

I have been banned from several comms on lemmy for saying very similar things. Most comms seem OK with it, but there are definitely a few conservative mods on lemmy that will protect their own.

Hey now! That’s not very nice. Conservatives have feelings too. For example they can feel anger and rage and lust for kids and racism. Let’s try to show a little respect. (Emphasis on little.)

I’ve gotten so many comments removed and been banned from multiple comms for suggesting violence or speaking about conservatives in “dehumanizing” ways.

I wasn’t aware of my deletions or bans until I checked my mod log. If you suggest violent solutions to the problem of conservatism, you may want to check your mod log too. Or maybe you are just better at keeping it subtle than I am. I can be pretty overt in my calls for action.

And Lemmy removes comments that call for the execution of conservatives.

True. Anything the establishment dems do will be in their own self-interest only. Neoliberals are conservatives and will only serve themselves.

That’s not necessary. There are plenty of conservatives willing to do that for you in secret, as long as you are underage.