I didn’t see a skull… I see a gopher looking colonial soldier.

Those tusks are the most epic of a mustache. The turtle shell, looks like a coal bucket helmet lowered over the eyes. and the nasty looking yellow teeth, with a fat bottom lip…

And then I blink, because it turns into an Ox with a turtle shell.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banker's_lamp

They should…

Wait, what?

Your dad is prochoice because your sister is now sexually active. I understand that.

But is your mom mad because she wanted an abortion and your dad refused? Meaning either you, your sister or both were unwanted pregnancies?

Nah, it’s much closer to Nietzsche’s “Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process they do not become monsters.”

To your second point. It’s the Nazi Bar Parable.

You forgot the gigantic pipe organ on wheels blaring hentai and pornography.

Real life Caterpie and its shiny form.

Swallowing pills is extremely difficult, and can only be roughed down with a semi chicken dance shuffle that involves hopping and takes 4 minutes too long for anyone noticing.

The second g in garage.

Have you tried cEDH? If you could give a pod for that, you might find a play group more to your liking. Everyone’s trying to win as efficiently as possible.

To calculate inflation, 29.99 becomes 41.55 in today’s money, which is still nearly doubling.

Summit does it too. I actually swiped back just to see if it was true. Then grumbled the whole 5 seconds it took to get back.

Agreed on front right solely for phone. Front left is wallet and keys. Back left is the trash pocket. Back right is the utility pocket. Water bottle at a concert, garden gloves if I need to take them off for a bit, various hardware bits and bobs during house repair.