

I’m gonna keep it real with you, chief. I don’t like what you said and I wouldn’t love you anymore. Your girlfriend is probably a better person than me.
She needs compassionate care. Not to be threatened with eternal torture. You can’t fix suffering with the promise of more suffering, that’s just pouring gas on the fire.
I once got to do a tour of a historic fort, and when we visited the magazine the guide told us that garrisoned soldiers were issued wooden button fly trousers. They couldn’t use a zipper because a spark might set off the gunpowder, and also they hadn’t been invented yet.