That’s just what the off brand ones call themselves to avoid lawsuits, don’t read too much into it.

Or do idc lol but that’s why.

All the brits in here don’t even understand, it’s not about the brand name you ninnys, they’re chocolate sandwich cookies.

FIX BAYONETS!

Me neither.

Tbf, it’s also still used to refer to actual raccoons and coonskin hats and such. It’s also is still to this day an actual surname, there could literally be a guy with that actual name (actually, googled it, looks like there’s a Resort in Maui, and the CEO of something called Savvy both actually have that name, albeit the resort with an s on the end. Monkey is also “straight up a racial slur that was historically a major tool of oppression” and also people still call others monkeys for just acting silly or haphazardly, and there’s of course the animal. Jig is another, it both can be used as a racial slur or to describe a little dance.

Point being, there are both racist and innocuous uses of all those words, and without knowing more about the author we don’t have sufficient information to conclude intent. Hell I don’t even know their country of origin, it’s possible they’re not American, ESL, etc, and have no idea the connotations of the word beyond “name pun.”

See but I had a psychiatrist as a kid that would literally report what I said to my mother (and not like harming others or myself like is legally required, just like, shit that I said I didn’t like about my mom and then he’d tell her and she’d punish me about it.) Legally, he was allowed to do that since I was a child, I’m not now and so legally they can’t even if they had her phone number, but now I can’t trust them even if that distrust is slightly illogical. Double distrust due to incentive to make me return and keep paying, but y’know the childhood “trauma” (if you can call it that) of having it weaponized against me using the therapist is still there on that one too.

You have to be kidding, men don’t have trauma. If they do they’re weak.

Wait…

Phallic Assured Destruction?

She needs to be transferred to basically any subject other than biology, seeing as she has clearly demonstrated her lack of knowledge on the subject.

I’ve legit just started:

“Can you stop shaking your leg?”

“No.”

“Excuse me?”

“I’m literally physically unable to control it, so, no I can’t stop. Sorry.”

I’m not even trying to be funny or lying, just deadpan matter of fact truth: no, I cannot.

Yeah I hate being understanding when my gf is sick or on her period too, like man up and wash them dishes bitch!

Oooooor you could be more understanding if one of you is under the weather regardless of gender I guess if you wanna be a loser.

For sure, women usually say they want a man who can show his feelings. It’s just that the second he does cry about anything other than a dead child, she gets the ick and loses all respect for him, in my personal experience. I think they talk a big game but when the chips are down they find out they’re not actually as into it as they thought.

Got it: next time this happens to me reply “damn that’s rough.”

I never wanted to have kids, so that makes me an incel? We’ve lost the plot here, that’s fucking crazy, only women are allowed to be childfree now? And also I have heard if a guy likes children it’s also a red flag? So I’m either a child molester or an incel? I’ll take incel I guess, interesting “would you rather.”

I think you might just be wrong on this one, it’s entirely possible that men too don’t feel like bringing a kid into *gestures vaguely at everything.*

Same. And you can’t meet women (according to women) at any of those vital places. The general consensus seems to be don’t ask them out at the store, the gym, a restaurant, whether they’re working there or customers, any hobbies where they just want to be able to live their lifr without being hit on etc. To add, the only things I actually do still leave the house for? Walking on trails where they’d rather run into a bear than a guy on his way to a secluded spot near the creek with a joint and a book, so that seems like a bad way to meet people too now, and where I may have once talked to fellow trail walkers now I just keep to myself there too. I could still go to a bar, but like, I don’t want to, and the last few women I met were pretty bad alcoholics whereas I just drink a little bit sometimes. And even if a woman did approach me at one of those vital places or on the trail, I wouldn’t act on the hints because I’m absolutely positive they’re just being nice and they’re not into me, without them directly stating their intent using clear language.

It’s great!

Nope, that’s a trap. Women always say they don’t want to be hit on in the grocery store, she’s not going to trick me into mansplaining beef, she’s got google she can figure it out!

squeezing the driver’s limbs to determine if the muscle tone is “normal” or not;

So basically if the cop decides I’m a weak pussy who skipped arm day, I’m high? Fucking WAT? This isn’t even pseudoscience it’s just flinging shit at a wall and seeing what sticks lmao, that’s dumb.

Idk dude that’s tough. Less I’d 100% keep, but where I’m at this much weight probably belongs to a cartel or gang, and that sounds like it would be a pretty bad idea, I might have to report it (maybe just keep a little.)

If I know it’s just some grow op of random dudes though (like, if they look like wooks), mine.

Vindaloo is real?! I thought Lister made it up!

No kings, but an Emperor! Hail Emperor Norton!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton

It’s ok, it’s a BB gun, all it’d do is break the cup and maybe hurt his wittle hand like a bee sting.