For the kids:
There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.
I’m not angry, I overestimated the popularity of the Vampire Weekend song.
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
Not a single one of these involves pi.
If I was in charge of an internet research dataset, I think I would grant anyone’s request if the reason was to win an argument. Then again, maybe that’s why I’m not in charge of an internet research dataset.
No, I think it’s because some people have zero fucks left to give about reality or how to get there.
Avenue 5 did it:
Just Quit Uploading Everything Ridiculous, Y’all