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Because it’s 2024 and people on the fuckin streets are staring at their phones reading all the rage flooding their feeds.

Thank you for the honest reply. Hope you have a better night than whatever made you act like such a fuckin cunt up to now🍻

It’s fuckin wax. You literally just ate wax. It was normal then but if I gave it to my 3 y/o niece these days she’d fuckin call cps on me and have me committed to a psych ward. Wouldn’t that kinda make it taboo?

Nooooo no no it hasn’t. Clinton vs the other guy was a BJ vs the other guy, Pre-wikileaks Bush vs Kerry was fool me cant be fooled again vs flip flops. McCain vs Obama was genuinely a war hero vs the first black prez. I’m not looking each election up and spitting from loose memory but the point is no fucking way has it ever been a rapist felon vs someone who was asked a question about abortion and was so fucking senile he answers with a fucking babbling story about a fuckin immigrant woman murdering I dont even know what the fuck he said it was so fuckin incoherent. There is no fuckin way you are old enough to vote if you are that short sighted that this is your stat quo.

How the fuck do you have 28 up votes for spouting unfounded bullshit without even reading the fuckin article. The 18 year black male is orchestrating a coup by carjacking a US Marshal sitting in his car outside the justices house?! This is your conspiracy theory. I only point out that theyre black because you honestly think any of the SUPER FUCKING WHITE fuckheads that stormed the capital would be able to influence or intimidate an inner city youth into being their instrument of death?!? Plus its not like he’s fuckin dead, Flowers is in custody and will face charges. Fuck I have not read anything this fucking stupid since the Pizza Gate shit and r/The_Donald was banned from reddit. I am genuinely embarrassed to think we might vote for the same candidate and that there are close to 30 other idiots in your corner of stupid.

Those fucking wax Coca-Cola bottle shaped things with the .00005ml of shitty kool-aid in the middle. Everything about them tasted like shit but never stopped me from eating the whole bag wax and all.

In my memory I will always have CNN as the 100% cause of Ttump winning. Polls show LANDSLIDE victory for Hillary. Trump doesnt stand a chance! Don’t even bother America this is a fucking lock! Might be paraphrasing a bit but that’s how I remember the coverage leading up to the election.

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Because one was par for the course while the other was very unexpected.

Person 1 who missed the debate: How’d the debate go?

Person 2 who watched it: Well Trump lied thru his teeth for every answer.

Person 1 sarcastically: Wow what a shocker 🙄 and how did Biden do?

Person 2: Well he answered the question about abortion by ranting about an immigrant woman dying at the border.

You do realize “/s” denotes satire or sarcasm, right?

I heard deleting comments can still be seen in the community so ima just edit the comment in hopes of removing it. After i thought about it it’s prolly not best to give more reason to anyone looking to do hard drugs lol

We think therefore we are

Limp-wrist? So gay right? That’s where that term comes from, isnt it? So explain to me how, where someone likes to stick their dick has to do with their opinion of firearms?

The most rage inducing part of this whole thing is the fucking font color the creator used. To them I say “Go to fucking hell you inbred fuck.”

But how will every software company bury all the spyware, bloatware, maleare into every fucking thing you buy if it doesn’t have 32TB of memory lol

Are you me?

Lol homie people do heroin because they can’t afford oxys and percs anymore. It’s only expensive if you are afraid to main vein and rely on snorting it.

Hookers. They’re cheaper than a shrink, have access to all the pharmaceuticals your heart desires and if all else fails… they are almost always super good at… listening to how your day went. Hell most even prefer it to sucking on a soft chub for an hour just for you to come to the same conclusion that depression fucks with your libido.

Idk if it’s coming from a Chinese government conspiracy but I’ve definitely only ever seen it come in from China.