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  • copandballtorture [ey/em]@hexbear.net
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    2 months ago

    Do you want the super savory salty meat pile or the bread soaked in sugar? Or how about just mouthfuls of plain scrambled eggs? Don’t forget the greasy undercooked undersalted hash browns. Now, cover it all in ketchup. Them’s fine dining.

    • Fleur_@lemm.ee
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      2 months ago

      Don’t forget being tired as fuck while making it, then being tired as fuck after eating. And to top it off it’s the least acceptable meal of the day to have a a drink with and tbh it’s the meal of the day I could most use some liquid copium with