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cuerdo@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

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cuerdo@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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    Google: Hey we have this assistant feature . .

    Me: No

    Google: If you decide you want to try out new assistant . .

    Me: No

    Google: All you gotta do is …

    Me: No

    Me: Hmm I wonder what the quickest way to the event would be

    Google Assistant: lol hey I was listening just in case you needed me, would you like my recommendations on clothes you can buy for the event?

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      … One Android update later

      Me: skips “new on android” screen

      Me: wonder what this new button does tap

      Google Assistant: heyheyheeey

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        Wassa wassa wassa wassa wassuuuuuuuup? Google Assistaaaaaaaaaant!

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          Mesa called Goo Goo Assist.

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          G CONNEEEEEEEEECT!

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        Sseth here

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        And now I’m looking at iPhones again.

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