Gasoline has something like 3.5 million calories per gallon. That’s enough to last the drinker a lifetime!

Ooph

Well he’s getting the last laugh then because he’s enriching himself by an obscene amount right now.

They’ll get it right eventually.

Oh they’re mad. They’ll tune into Faux News to find out what they should do next and receive their OTA update and be back to normal boot-lickery tomorrow.

Trump with another impressive foreign election result.

Some say Uranus isn’t big enough to be a planet but I beg to differ.

Well, if it were my farts it nailed the “bedroom/DIY texture” portion of the assessment.

Well (s)he is a giant so probably pretty long.

Mr. Skelington almost assuredly has more game than me.

Latest dump phase complete, let’s start the pump phase!

Lets hope there is a hell.

Don’t know if its true or not but I heard a lot of the bases have been bombed into oblivion at this point.

I’m surprised he didn’t jump right on it after seeing the terms of surrender we agreed to with Iran.

If those stand I am legitimately a little concerned that Israel might try to nuke Iran because Iran will exit all of this in a much stronger position than it entered and that’s bad news for the genocide gang.

If he starts lobbing nukes I’ll make tacos.

It’s TACO Tuesday everybody!

Replace “The Rich” with “Oligarchs”, slap this on a t-shirt, and I’m in.

I got a 3 day ban yesterday for “threatening violence or harm” for posting about OP breaking both his arms in a thread bringing up past reddit memes. I had left reddit for almost two years before being drawn back in for a handful miscellaneous subs. I don’t think I’ll be going back.

aaaand this is how you get me to put my savings into BTC.

Have you not seen all of his recent responses which are, verbatim, “I can do whatever I want.”?