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One time I got completely blasted on shrooms and spent like an hour melting into the couch conversing with the litter of puppies my cousins dog just had and then as I dozed off I met Joseph Stalin but I can’t remember what we talked about, that was wild.
A cuddle puddle with a litter of puppies sounds like an amazing experience even without shrooms. Stalin and puppies sounds even better. Add the shrooms? That’s a trifecta of top tier experiences.
If you could remember, what would you have talked about with Stalin? One part of me would want to ask for advice and the other wants to get to know the guy, maybe talk about westerns and Kurosawa
From what I remember I was more just floored at how vivid it was compared to when I had my eyes open. Like hard to hold a conversation while you’re dimension hopping with a dead revolutionary legend. It was exactly like you see hallucinations depicted in movies and shit.
That’s wild, only time I did shrooms I had nothing like that. Just a wavy distortion of vision and loosening of social anxiety.
I ate like a quarter ounce at once and hadn’t done them in years.
And by at once I mean I asked my cousin how much I could eat at once safely and he said “oh you could probably eat that whole bag and be fine” so I crammed the biggest handful I could into my face all in one go. Might have even be closer to half oz.
I love the intersection of “probably” and “whole bag as a unit of measurement”.
I mean afaik the odds of actually overdosing on mushrooms is really really low and I knew what he meant I was just like “oh yeah let’s find out” and I have no regrets.
https://deserthopetreatment.com/hallucinogens/psychedelic-mushroom-addiction/overdose/
You’d have to eat an obscene amount to suffer a medical emergency, such that cases are as low as 0.2% out of 12,000 reported.
Still obviously be careful because you can still have a very bad time if you do not use them responsibly.
I get you, I had an 8th the time I felt little (my meds probably contributed to the lack of effect more than anything).
I was not trying to imply any danger or recklessness, merely an appreciation for the way relative measures and vagueness can simultaneously work and be utterly confusing devoid of the context of actually being there.
More of a humanity and language are cool Ina humorous way type vibe.
Oh yeah that’s totally a thing apparently. Also it was a quite funny observation.
If you do decide to take as much as I did probably don’t do so like I did. I was in about the safest environment to possibly do so, surrounded by family and far away from anywhere I could get into any trouble while absolutely tripping balls. Also going slower is probably better, it takes a while to really kick in and I went from giggling uncontrollably to dimension hopping over the next 4 hours or so.