I just took this reaction speed test and it turns out I’m pretty significantly under the median reaction time. Assuming the results are accurate I think this means I’m an extreme reactionary. I’m sorry to let you all down. I think you might need to ban me now 
I’d encourage each of you to take the test too to make sure you aren’t a reactionary. Self test so that we can truly weed out all of Hexbear’s reactionaries once and for all.
It’s okay, just get out of your chair and revolve quickly a billion times.
It’ll make you a bit dizzy, but you can be a revolutionary again.
I did this and now I vommed my beanis all over the floor
“Nobody move! There’s beanis on the floor!”
–J.V. Stalin: Dizzy with Success