• ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Jokes on them if they think American Conservative Christians read the Bible. The only people who actually read it are atheists who feel like they should probably know what’s in it.

  • Buelldozer@lemmy.today
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    Sounds like the kids need to start wearing t-shirt to school with bible passages printed on them.

    You know stuff like

    Ezekiel 23:20 “For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.”

    or

    Hosea 4:14

    “I will not punish your daughters when they play the harlot Or your brides when they commit adultery, For the men themselves go apart with harlots And offer sacrifices with temple prostitutes; So the people without understanding are ruined.”

    Hell put the short one on the front and the longer one on the back!

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      1 year ago

      Female teachers hate the 1 Tim 2:12 rule.
      “But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.”

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    It’s me, hi.

    Subverting expectations, malicious compliance, these are excellent protest methods and I’m very big on them.

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      Wait, wait, wait… you are complaining about slanted takes? Have you seen your entire post history? 😂🤣😂