I spent 12 hours drafting up and summarizing all my findings for chapochat.hexbear.edu and it frustrates me so much that the FBI would intervene on my assignment from Langley. I was supposed to give a presentation on my findings which included all these answers too! I dressed up and not a single person showed up so I stopped half way through presenting to no one. I cried all the way home that day. Now this nonsense?! It blows my cover and it makes the posters even less likely to become voters for our favorite candidate (both of them). Johnathan China, my rival (if you’d even call him that - he’s so much better than me), has integrated flawlessly and people laugh and joke around with him. Meanwhile our intelligence agencies are floundering, everyone on the message board hates me, and none of my coworkers respect me. They say I’ll never be a real spy and I’m starting to believe them I just feel so atomized, alienated, and I don’t know if a better world is possible.