“Rich guy thwarts justice, celebrates on his yacht, then drowns after a tornado hits his boat and it sinks” really does sound like it could be an Old Testament story.
i have to imagine if i was some billionaire, knowing i had to do so much evil shit to get that money, if a seanado struck my big ass boat my last thought would be “is this karma?”
granted, i have empathy and a soul or whatever you’d call it. maybe subhuman parasitic billionaires aren’t even capable of that level of self reflection. maybe his last thought was “i’m gonna sue this fucking ocean for property damage”
Big ups to my homie, God, for specifically targeting this guy.
“Rich guy thwarts justice, celebrates on his yacht, then drowns after a tornado hits his boat and it sinks” really does sound like it could be an Old Testament story.
he invoked the wrath of poseidon. let that be a lesson for all yacht owners.
the great orca summoned his ship to the sea floor courtroom for a preliminary hearing
i have to imagine if i was some billionaire, knowing i had to do so much evil shit to get that money, if a seanado struck my big ass boat my last thought would be “is this karma?”
granted, i have empathy and a soul or whatever you’d call it. maybe subhuman parasitic billionaires aren’t even capable of that level of self reflection. maybe his last thought was “i’m gonna sue this fucking ocean for property damage”