i have to imagine if i was some billionaire, knowing i had to do so much evil shit to get that money, if a seanado struck my big ass boat my last thought would be “is this karma?”

granted, i have empathy and a soul or whatever you’d call it. maybe subhuman parasitic billionaires aren’t even capable of that level of self reflection. maybe his last thought was “i’m gonna sue this fucking ocean for property damage”