man, i deliberately avoid lawyerese (it makes me feel creepy to read) so i missed this line. see? this is why i dont read this shit. now im angry. the fucking audacity, the real (not a normie’s protective ego-husk), true and distilled arrogance one must own to say to their faces that “they kept the place up for us”…hrrrrgh… agg… it is so perfect a distillation of the liberal ‘civility’ i hate with a power beyond my thesaurus.

Yelling at these fucking lanyards wouldn’t even work. I can see their blank, wide-eyed faces now, wringing their hands, confused as to where the anger was coming from if someone put them in the place they deserve to be.