Is there policy on intentional beer throwing at people?
Edit: I thought it was funny because of how “epic badass” the OP was trying to come across, plus the absurd lengths the commenters went to defend obvious antisocial behavior. Remove your reddit brainworms! The joke is not someone wanting their girlfriend to not be harassed, the joke is Reddit
Honestly screw it, I don’t think the OP is really funny anymore, either. They might come across as silly due to being angry but who doesn’t? Plus they’re vegan, so,
“Complaining about people being assholes” = “mewling child”???
Rowdy is one thing, hence OP still being silly about freaking out over obvious accidents, but throwing beer (or piss) cannot be anything except on purpose. What’s even the target? The performers? What the fuck is wrong with you if you want to beer-bomb your favorite musicians while they’re playing with 1000+ dollar equipment?