Infamousblt [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agoAs a High Powered Business Professional, I don't waste energy on inefficient activities like using my turn signalmessage-squaremessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up141arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up141arrow-down1message-squareAs a High Powered Business Professional, I don't waste energy on inefficient activities like using my turn signalInfamousblt [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square23fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareFeinsteins_Ghost [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 months agoSo you drive a BMW then.
minus-squareInfamousblt [any]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 months agoDrive? That’s too inefficient. I have the car careen through the streets with minimal input from me
minus-squareAdkml [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoGot be multi tasking constantly by keeping abreast of all the most recent business trends aka constantly looking at your phone while driving.
minus-squareWertheimer [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoReport: Texting While Driving Okay If You Look Up Every Couple Seconds
minus-squareAdkml [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoSimilar to my all time favorite onion headline “scientists confirm cigarettes ok for you if you’re drinking”
minus-squareWertheimer [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoI’ve never smoked and I don’t drink and I still find the need to quote that one at least a few times a week.
So you drive a BMW then.
Drive? That’s too inefficient. I have the car careen through the streets with minimal input from me
Got be multi tasking constantly by keeping abreast of all the most recent business trends aka constantly looking at your phone while driving.
Report: Texting While Driving Okay If You Look Up Every Couple Seconds
Similar to my all time favorite onion headline “scientists confirm cigarettes ok for you if you’re drinking”
I’ve never smoked and I don’t drink and I still find the need to quote that one at least a few times a week.