Right? The bowtie completed the look. That thing looks like it spins around three times and squirts a bit of acid whenever it detects a minority in front of it.
As someone who once put on a bowtie by choice, it instantly merged into my body and became a part of me forever. I wish I could remove the bowtie that I put on my choice but I can’t. It’s part of my body forever now. This is how all bowties work.
I have a relative who has worn a bow tie and suspenders for years and there’s a locker that materializes and follows behind them everywhere like a SCP.
Right? The bowtie completed the look. That thing looks like it spins around three times and squirts a bit of acid whenever it detects a minority in front of it.
As someone who once put on a bowtie by choice, it instantly merged into my body and became a part of me forever. I wish I could remove the bowtie that I put on my choice but I can’t. It’s part of my body forever now. This is how all bowties work.
I have a relative who has worn a bow tie and suspenders for years and there’s a locker that materializes and follows behind them everywhere like a SCP.
I own a number of bowties. Sometimes it rocks to be a nerd. Other times nerds deserve to be stuffed in lockers.
Do you also say “Oh jeez oh jeez” instead of laughing? I think that’s the trigger that causes the locker to phase into our dimension.
Only when I am actively being shoved into a locker
Years ago I got married in a bowtie. I haven’t seen my neck since that fateful day.
Till death do you part
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