• came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    3 months ago

    as classy as that ring would be on my pinky, jewelry is a no go for me: too awkward and clumsy. I prefer to keep my boner pills in a false tooth I can bite down on like a captured assassin.

    “Who are you? Who hired you?”
    “Suck off one head and two more will take it’s place. Hail Viagra!”
    [bites tooth and laughs]