• imagine not lying your ass off to some bozo like that. assuming you’re in dire enough circumstances to need the job.

    I would tell this asshole I worked at the White House and had training in the highest standards where I received commendations for 10 years of service. And I only left and moved back to do my part in elevating the community with hard work and grit.

    then, when his back is turned clonk em with a honing rod and rob his ass blind.