Yes. Please make sure everyone knows about this take. It’s really a winning strategy.
JD Vance is on a quest to become the first person to do successful anti-white racism.
That’s not how you hold a bottle.
Yeah but he said diet Mountain Dew which has weird vibes.
Diet Dew is the Hasan Piker of sodas.
All the classic flavour of a legacy soda, but the zero calories of a utility soda for an active lifestyle.
It’s a “did you know” aimed at the kind of clueless Atlantic reader that doesn’t know anything about Soda lore. Kinda’ smug, like all his writing, I guess. Don’t hate him or this necessarily since it’s basically an easy article for him to write and get monies from The Atlantic, but it’s still kinda’ dumb to think J.D. Vance was successful at all just name-dropping Dew like “hello fellow, soda drinkers”.
Did your phone die?
Nah, was in bed fam. Plugged it in after lol
This idiot doesn’t even know mountian dew code red is the racist one.
Wait serious?
No lmao. Everyone knows fanta is the racist soda.
