It’s Joever
He is Bidone.
opens isitjoever.com scale
Wait…
taps the scale, the arrow bounces around and stops around 100%
It cannot be…
shakes the scale and places it onto the table, the arrow moves to 100%
Is it… joever?
Never been more Joever.
this is without a doubt the most joever it has ever been and, god willing, ever will be
Yes, it can’t be more Joever until he croaks. Which is hopefully caught on camera.
They’ll say he died of a broken heart
The final Joevering still awaits us.
Last time I went out for a run, Trump got shot. This time I come back and Joe Biden has been retired.
The mistress of fate fears my calvesHave you considered changing from weekly runs to daily runs?
I’m fearful of the consequences… And also my calves
no more half measures walter
no more calf measures Egon
FUCKING LIBERALS GAHH
Liberals are always retroactively correct
“If only he could have made that decision sooner.” You fucking assholes have been saying that his obvious brain damage is a fucking stutter for five fucking years! Shut the fuck up!
2020: umm pointing out Biden’s mental decline is ableist sweetie.
2024: wow Biden is fucked up, how come he didn’t come forward sooner???
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Probably. I think most of the other potential DNC ghouls are scared of eating shit and getting the mantle of Hillary 2.0 when they’re fine waiting for 2028.
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This is how Bernie Sanders can still win.
No, it’s her turn
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Wasn’t it insane how the mainstream press completely silenced Tara reade and accused her of being a Russian plant?
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Dems killed #metoo to protect a genocidal racist
My take away from this is that it wasn’t the genocide, it wasn’t even his shitty debate performance, it was fucking covid that pushed this asshole over the edge. A small amount of justice for all the people who are suffering and dying from this terrible disease that Biden for years has simply been ignoring.
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