I took a shit FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I’m currently shitting for the glory of the empire. And, so far, it is a glorious battle indeed.
I missed my flight FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
That sucks, I’m sorry to hear it FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I hope you were able to get on another flight FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I just cleaned the litterbox FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Posting a meme for the glory of the Empire!
I took a huge shit FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE! ✊
I picked up dog shit for the glory of the empire.
I cleaned the vomit stain off the plush Darth Vader FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
May I ask how the vomit got there FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE?
My cat had thrown up all over my bed FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I looked at pricing for season tickets to an amusement park for the glory of the empire!
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Image search yielded solid results…
I woke up with morning wood FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
That was 2 hours ago according to my instance, so I hope it has subsided by now otherwise you should consider seeking medical advice FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
It was a short but hard fought battle, but I emerged victorious for the glory of the Empire!
May your victories be many FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I have had many, many victories, often numerous victories in a single day while younger.
Now my victories, while still glorious, often occur days apart.
But I will battle on FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I salute you, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Masturbated to cat girl hentai for the glory of the empire!
Looked at the pricing to rent a van in the UK, For the glory of the empire!
I did a little fence repair for the glory of the empire!
I watched Mythbusters on my laptop in my hotel room FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
You’re supposed to watch porn in a hotel room FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I just woke up from the recommended 8 hours of sleep for the glory of the empire