spujb@lemmy.cafe to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 year agorule (reminder don't take dietary advice from internet strangers)lemmy.cafeimagemessage-square78fedilinkarrow-up1295arrow-down10
arrow-up1295arrow-down1imagerule (reminder don't take dietary advice from internet strangers)lemmy.cafespujb@lemmy.cafe to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square78fedilink
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoBut only if you unhinge your jaw and swallow the entire loaf whole.
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoDon’t tempt me, my appetite for bread is bottomless
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoThat reminds me of the time I made my friend like sixty breadsticks in order to emulate “bottomless breadsticks” and he powered through like forty in a single day
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoI would just like to let you know you’re a good friend o7
But only if you unhinge your jaw and swallow the entire loaf whole.
Don’t tempt me, my appetite for bread is bottomless
That reminds me of the time I made my friend like sixty breadsticks in order to emulate “bottomless breadsticks” and he powered through like forty in a single day
I would just like to let you know you’re a good friend o7