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minus-square🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·edit-23 months agoI want my body dessicated, vacuum packed and turned into uniform discs that can be sold off at my funeral.
minus-squarerecapitated@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoDoes your family want 2 CDs?
minus-square🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoI’m pretty sure my tall and fat ass would produce more than just 2.
minus-squarei_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoCoasters? Communion wafers? Just cause?
minus-squareMindTraveller@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 months agoIt’s a Star Trek reference. That’s how Ferengi funerals work. They’re auctions.
I want my body dessicated, vacuum packed and turned into uniform discs that can be sold off at my funeral.
Does your family want 2 CDs?
I’m pretty sure my tall and fat ass would produce more than just 2.
Coasters? Communion wafers? Just cause?
It’s a Star Trek reference. That’s how Ferengi funerals work. They’re auctions.