Wanting the fruits of their own labor? Damn you, greedy laborers!

When I told my boss, in IT, about these he told me to stop making things up LMAO.

Oh man, I haven’t had Burgerville in nearly a decade and a half. Bummer.

GFS scratches a little of that itch for me.

Water.

Maybe a chai latte, yogurt, a piece of fruit, or chocolate oat milk.

I’M GONNA SING THE DOOM SONG NOW

It took me a minute to figure out that this is NOT Daddy Cool.

Ey, it rhymes with fuck.

And it also gives a lot more opportunities for double entendres in the game of hockey.

This one is fun!

Thank you!

Wasn’t it great that, if you got diagnosed as a child, you would need to get re-diagnosed as an adult because you might have “grown out of it”?

You have very pretty eyes! The rest below is a matter of opinion, so take from it what you will.

On your left eye bottom lash, the line very quickly gets thick and stays thick until the wing, with a bit of a gap. The top lash line would look better if you lengthened it, I’d say over half the length of the eye.

The right eye looks a lot better! The wing is a bit thick, but practice will make that a bit better.

I use a slightly different product (liner in a pot, applied with a stiff angle brush), but I have a few pointers for application!

When I apply my eyeliner, I am seated at a table/desk and have my elbow resting on the table. It helps keep my hand steadier.

When I need to clean up my wing, I take a q-tip with a little micellar water and remove any parts that are too thick. Can’t really do that if you will remove eyeshadow, but for the bottom part of the wing that is never a concern for me. I think this would have helped, especially on your left eye.

Leveraging her privilege for good. What a gem.

A lot of major stores tell you what aisle now, at least. I don’t remember any of them doing that before COVID. (Maybe Target did?) The hardware store maps are really nice, though. I almost never had to bother an employee because of those maps.

Yeah, and the sandwich too.

I like short hair. I hate styling hair. Pony tail it is.

Neon/fluorescent colors. For a highlighter color, sure in small doses. For everything else… It’s not for me. It just overwhelms me.

Thank you. I’m Asian and it is honestly a bit maddening when I get white-splained as to why the term isn’t racist towards Asians.

NSFW (never safe from Winnipeg)

Mmm… Baskin-Robbins roast

TIL you can order your own blood work. That is huge.