- There’s also this theory: - https://www.theonion.com/doctors-confirm-mcconnell-had-a-stroke-after-imagining-1850683094 - death coming for him, in one way or another. 
 
- What have I missed? - Mitch McConnell, 81 year old US Senate minority leader, stopped mid sentence and stared out into space before being escorted away during a recent press conference. Video - Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/watch?v=nq8fMwtqI9k - Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. - I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub. - We’re sorry but Piped doesn’t work properly without JavaScript enabled. Please enable it to continue. - Hey, this is the first time in a decade I see a website that knows what - <noscript>is!- Trigger warning: extreme nerding- (edit: that’s a lie, my university’s on-line didactic portal has done it for at least 2 years and it’s hardly a coincidence that it has a C.S. faculty - which I’m a part of. I need a life ffs) - React comes with them by default. 
 
- Good bot. 
 
- Man it’s fucking nuts that an 81 year old has this job - Americans love their 80 year old politicians. The upper levels of government are basically a retirement home, it’s wild. - Imagine not wanting to retire when you clearly have a shit tonne of money and could live a very comfortable and happy retirement. He probably could have retired like 40 years ago too. I don’t get it. - Power. It’s all about power. Those who have it never give it up voluntarily. - Yeah that is the only explanation but it’s just an obsession at that point… Keeping power to the literal death sounds like mental illness to me. - It’s a very human trait, unfortunately. That’s why democratic control over any sort of power is the only way to improve society. 
 
- This is the only logical explanation. Which makes them exactly the kind of people you don’t want to have in power. 
 
 
 
- Calling it a job is kind of a stretch - Lmao good point 
 
 
- He just needed a reboot, damn blue screens. 
 
 
- My friend posted a picture of her cat frozen in the same way and suggested maybe he was hypnotized cause he saw a birb. Do we have any confirmation of whether or not he was chittering under his breath? 
- The damn slacker with the scythe just just go and do his job. 
- Oh cmon all these barely alive politicians. We shouldn’t allow ppl older than 60 into politics. - There’s plenty of older politicians with their wits about them. The problem is the witless voters who support McConnell. 
 
- I think death is going to be waiting a while. Turtles have an exceptionally long lifespan. 
- Ahh this happened to erdogan a couple times now. Theyre almost there cmon get there go go go 
- Ethan on H3 made this exact joke made me laugh so fucking hard dude!!! 











