First off, it’s hilarious that this is a Wikipedia page. Second off, they knew lol:

‘Just the tip’ 😂
with a single ejaculation estimated to be about 35 US pints (17 L; 29 imp pt)
The Holy mother of all splooshes.
Estimated? This is what hapens when science is underfunded. Let’s 👏 get 👏 hard 👏 numbers.
I uhh, I volunteer?
Lmfao TIL there’s a whole-ass wiki article on blue whale penises 😂
“Now that’s what I’m talking about”, said OP’s mom.
Lmao getting some real whiplash scrolling thru my feed this evening…

Same here!

It’s been said that life in the ocean is a stiff proposition.
An OF model somewhere just said: “Challenge Accepted!”
Also the Icelandic Phallological Museum. I know my next holiday destination lol
Dude
I hope the rest of high school is fun, enjoy the ban list
You suck.







