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JPDev@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 年前

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  • schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Microsoft names many things stupidly.

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      Fuck you forever SQLServer. Transact was perfectly googleable.

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        wasn’t it originally idiotically named “SQL/Server”?

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          gnu/linux /j

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      Microsoft Azure Blob

      (Yes it’s a real product they market)

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        I mean, blob (and object storage in general) has been used as a term for a long time. It isn’t particularly new, and MS didn’t invent it.

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          That’s sort of the problem. It’s easy to Google S3 since it’s a distinct (if obnoxiously short) term. Blob is already an overloaded term.

          An example of a great name from Microsoft is Excel, it’s relatively short but meaningless so if you Google “Excel Sum” you’ll get wonderful results… “Blob Get” is going to get you a lot of random stuff.

          Edit: the top result for blob get is accurate on Google but you’ll also quickly see this result from that site we all hate:

          Need help! How do I get the blob fish, basking shark and dwarf whale?

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            Excel is a brand name, Azure Blob Storage is a descriptive title. It’s Azure’s blob storage service.

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              What is Azure Blob Storage’s brand name then? I’m confused.

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                This is why computer science is fucked.

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                  Antilock Braking System

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                It falls under the Azure brand.

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      Visual Studio Code

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        To prevent confusion, I call them “VS Code” and “Visual Studio IDE”, because if you say Visual Studio, people assume you mean Visual Studio Code.

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      And renames a random product every month, following a restructuring it’s licensing

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        At least they don’t control the most popular code hosting site along with the most popular code editing software, right? Right?

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        Yeah Microsoft Entra is the latest one. Azure AD had such huge brand recognition and they just dropped it lol

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      “xbox”

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