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minus-squareSterile_Technique@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·7 months agoMy retirement plan is to work until it hurts more than it’s worth, and then use every cent to my name on things like illegal drugs. If I don’t OD before I’m out of money, I’m going sky diving and just not pulling the parachute cord.
minus-squareZekas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 months agoSame, but without the skydiving. Heroin/fentanyl OD seem like a better way
minus-squareTheKingBee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoSky diving is expensive and you have to tandem dive the first couple of times.
minus-squareSterile_Technique@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 months agoYeah I’m gonna die with some MAJOR credit card dept, payday loans, payment plans you name it. Being expensive isn’t a deal breaker to an extent.
minus-squareBoxerDevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoI’m doing something similar except fighting a bear or something while high with all the illegal drugs
My retirement plan is to work until it hurts more than it’s worth, and then use every cent to my name on things like illegal drugs. If I don’t OD before I’m out of money, I’m going sky diving and just not pulling the parachute cord.
Same, but without the skydiving. Heroin/fentanyl OD seem like a better way
Sky diving is expensive and you have to tandem dive the first couple of times.
Yeah I’m gonna die with some MAJOR credit card dept, payday loans, payment plans you name it. Being expensive isn’t a deal breaker to an extent.
I’m doing something similar except fighting a bear or something while high with all the illegal drugs