• Octavio@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Headline: Gen z Can’t Afford Houses Because They Buy Avocado Toast

      Gen z: [stops buying avocado toast]

      Headline: Gen z is Killing the Avocado Toast Industry

    • tastysnacks@programming.dev
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      1 year ago

      Illegal immigrants should put avocados in every pocket they have before they cross. Then when they get here, they can buy a house.