Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 7 months agoGenies hate this one simple tricklemmy.worldimagemessage-square113linkfedilinkarrow-up1880arrow-down113
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minus-squareofficermike@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up51·7 months agoMonkey’s paw genie: you physically can’t verbalize that you have 3 wishes left when you only have 2.
minus-squarePhoenixDog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·7 months agoThis pen… Is ROYAL BLUUUUUEEEEEEE
minus-squareImpractical_Island@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months agoNo the pen 15 club is that way ---->
minus-squareTachyonTele@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·7 months agoTHERE ARE FOUR WISHES!
minus-squareImpractical_Island@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·7 months agoI can pee in any urinal I want, thanks to all the spiritual work I did. Pooping in a urinal is still hard when someone is around, though.
minus-squarettyybb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months agoMost monkeys paw answer are “granted, X bad thing happens” “real” monkeys paw would grant it in some twisted way
Monkey’s paw genie: you physically can’t verbalize that you have 3 wishes left when you only have 2.
This pen… Is ROYAL BLUUUUUEEEEEEE
No the pen 15 club is that way ---->
I have 4
THERE ARE FOUR WISHES!
I can pee in any urinal I want, thanks to all the spiritual work I did. Pooping in a urinal is still hard when someone is around, though.
Most monkeys paw answer are “granted, X bad thing happens” “real” monkeys paw would grant it in some twisted way