• TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      I’m so not gay all the dicks I suck cum quick, thus making me suck dick for the shortest amount of time possible.

      I aint no queer

    • Bonehead@kbin.social
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      11 months ago

      Why do all these gay guys keep trying to suck my dick? I mean I’m definitely not gay as you can tell by my collection of vintage Playboy magazines and my rugged good looks. And it’s not like I’m doing anything wrong as I stretch out my calves on the park bench at 11pm while wearing my super short shorts to make running easier. But the next thing I know, some gay guy will start sucking my dick! It’s really annoying. I ask them to stop, but they just keep going with those long even strokes while softly caressing my testicles. I even tried bribing one once, but that just emboldened them. I don’t know what else to do to make these gay guys stop. It’s really starting to interfere with my running schedule.

    • Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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      11 months ago

      Recent studies show that 1 in 10 men are gay. That really concerns me, because that means that out of the ten guys I’ve fucked, one of them was probably gay.