- If your shower doesn’t include every one of these positions, are you even washing yourself? 
- Y’all never just have a lay in the shower? 
- Why is the shower head so low? Or is this dude 7.5 feet tall? - This is how most showers are to 6½’ tall people 
 
- You do not want to know about E through P. 
- Ever had a C day? I’ve had a C day. - C when you think about life and just ending it all 
 
- ABABABABABABABABABABABABAB for 20 minutes while also trying to wash. - spin cycle initiated 
 
- I do a handstand and put the showerhead in my ass. We are not the same. 
- D is how I save money on toilet paper - Downward dog. 
 
- Q is probably how the ladies do it. - We don’t do static showerheads, we have handheld showerheads over here, so… we’re all over the place 😂. 
- E through P are the forbidden ones 
- I do C, but facing the other way. - Not a fan of waterboarding yourself? 
 
- C all the way. Sit there and let the dandruff shampoo do its job. Relaxing. Not with my head in the water of course. 
- Both A and B are tall people problems. I hate staying at a hotel where the nozzle is at about 60in and I can only water my nipples. 








