I repurposed the template

the title is a joke but also more true than I’d like

  • LalSalaamComrade@lemmy.ml
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    11 months ago
    • be me, depressed, shitty programmer, jobless CS graduate
    • leave all personal projects incomplete, have nothing to show to get a job cuz muh superiah creature, mus make mah own microkornel to shit on Linus
    • “Hey, Andrew was right all along, you stupid penguin”
    • but suck at writing code, have low attention span :-/
    • uses C to feel special, rage hard because memory leak on hello-world.c
    • bored, more depressed, try finding FLOSS games
    • Hmm, this particular xyz game sounds cool
    • “Woah, this must be like Doom on steroids, you can run it everywhere, even on the web?!?!”
    • “This was made with C? Mind == blown!”
    • The dev has their own website, cool :-)
    • Click on random links across page without reading, come across a page about learning C-lang
    • Page is something about suckless world or something, yeah I guess there’s too many conspiracy-theory idiots out there, maybe bro is calling them out?
    • “Meh, this tutorial isn’t that good, I’ll just pirate a modern C17 book”
    • goes back to home and starts reading about themselves
    • what? bro has their own 3d model nude uploaded for the entire world to see.
    • Is bro okay? trigger warning-type stuff about self-harm, lots of blood!
    • what the actual fuck? bro hates feminism and trans, but ironically, pansexual themselves?
    • WHAT THE FUCK? Also anti-vaxx, because bro thinks that weak animals like humans should die, survival of the fittest?
    • I NEED BLEACH FOR MY EYES, bro’s not ashamed of wanting to groom children, also banned over a few different places on the web for the same reason!
    • Curious about one of their remote Git profile, also checks other users who have starred them - get even more grossed, shut down laptop, touch grass after a long time
    • Moral of the story: don’t visit random websites