- Four strings, three tuning heads, and two tuning posts? Hmmmmm. - The espresso machine next to the drip coffee maker also has issues. 
- Let me present you the era of AI generation 
- Correct amount of fingers at least 
 
- Kevin James playing bass makes me feel bad to be a bassist. - oh come on now. don’t talk like that. there’s many more reasons to feel bad about being a bassist. - But at least they’re not a drummer. - Bassists are just translators between rhythm and melody instruments (source: bassist). 
- Ouch, but fair 
- oldie but a goodie: - “what has three legs and a cunt on top?” - “a drum stool” - What? I can’thearyouoverthedrummerwhileimtryingtotune 
 
 
 
- Kevin James playing bass makes me feel great to be a bassist. - I bet he makes a great bass face. - Funny, there’s me going “oh look, fuck face plays bass” 
- Whose got your favorite bass face? - I think mine is Sam Wilkes or Joe Dart. 
 
- Music isn’t a competition. You’ll never progress if you stop every time someone is better than you. - Oh no he’s better than me too?? - He’s Kevin fucking James. Literal King. - Of course he’s better than you - Dudes gonna rip the nastiest bass riff then fall in a puddle. 
 
 
 
 
- Real question is why is it muted? - so you don’t die in the pit 
 
- This has just led me down a rabbit hole of trying to figure out why this meme exists. - So far, I have failed. 
- More like at the Taylor Swift or Rap concert where people dont respect pit etiquette. - But a long time ago i went to a faceless show and some dickbag brought brass knuckles to the pit. They had to stop the show to arrest the guy and an ambulance came. - There’s a pit at a Taylor Swift concert? How? Why? That’s not slam dancing music. - I stay out too late! I headbang like an ape! Yeah that’s what people say, mmhmm 
 
 
- Yeah, die of boredom.  
- Slappa da bass man 
- Slappin da bass, mon! 








