I just watched the new Jurassic Park movie yesterday and a guy falls 500 feet into a shallow river and is completely unhurt so now I don’t know who to believe

the joke is he’s falling to his death and someone is telling him “you can do it [survive]!”

So doth hates potatoes

would be the modern equivalent of “so does hates” which doesn’t make sense

“So, doth thou hate potatoes?” or “So, thou hates potatoes?”

it’s the Tarot card “the fool”

it’s gambling for children is why. While I can choose to not buy the MTX inside a game, children and some young adults are more vulnerable to psychologically manipulative dark patterns that have been designed to mimic addiction as closely as possible.

then don’t make single player games (or sections of games) require a server.

to clarify I am speaking “culturally” not legally.

Most people go out for drinks and drive home.

in my experience, culturally, drinking one (1) 4.8% ABV 33ml can of beer in Europe is drunk driving

Drinking two (2) 6.2% ABV fl oz (946ml total) glasses of beer and smoking weed in the USA is not drunk driving.

Not defending it, just saying that it was eye opening how many people in the US get behind the wheel after drinking what they consider a small amount of alcohol

I wanted a cat when I was 5. My parents got me a fish instead. So, in my innocence, I named the fish “Pussy”

and skagheads that live in a bus stop. it’s like a bell curve

there is a card game streamer called Trump - who I recall was only vaguely aware of Donald Trump when picking the name and I think was like “well if anyone’s looking for him and finds me - so be it!”

Funny how that turned out

man if only there was a way to link the changing climate to climate change

NaN naan Jeremy that’s insane

you mean big willy clitclit?

why are they injecting Thomas the Tank engine blood into a philosophy textbook?

drugs in Cinderella’s time

the origin of the story is Strabo’s Geographia c. 7BCE–24ACE, in what is modern day Giza, Egypt.

So likely Cassia, Hemp, Myrrh, Frankincense, Cinnamon, Saffron, Agarwood and Alcohol.

yeah. I had a 5 hour QBR this week with 18 in-person attendees and 7 virtual where we didn’t even take a pee break. I was presenting 90% of it so it’s hard to take my own notes. I give AI the transcript, the virtual note taker, and the slide deck and my personal notes and describe how I want the output and it gives me a recap of the highlights, discussion, action items that then I can email to stakeholders and to project mgmt to set up next step tasks in Asana.

The one benefit of AI I’ve actually found useful.

still mad how they screwed up my fave joke from the comic in this scene

“chicken parmesan isn’t vegan?”

“yeah I think parmesan is a kind of animal”

TIL - thanks

Is this not IPA? I thought the article said it was