i’m visibly shaking. i haven’t been able to sleep for three days. i have been a carnivore ever since someone had the fucking nerve to tell me about veganism (after i asked them about it) and i decided to troll them epically by eating a healthy balanced diet of animal products without any of that vegan shit. well lo and behold, the other day i was having my normal breakfast of 7 free range mcdoubles at my uncle Old McDonald’s farm, and I overheard someone saying that the bun contains actual bread. so i looked up bread, and apparently it’s not made entirely from animals. some bread doesn’t even contain any animals at all. so i’ve been eating this unhealthy vegan “food” all along and now I’m worried that my dick is going to fall off and i’m going to turn into a hot woman, which obviously would be a horrible disaster that i do NOT want. does anyone have any advice for me please. can i make bread out of bull testicles

  • Vegoon@feddit.de
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    1 year ago

    Should have replaced buns with more patties. Now you dead. Circle of life. McRIP

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    1 year ago

    It’s too late, you might as well double down and start taking estrogen (in the form of Beyond Meat)