• ilinamorato@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Which would really explain why he might come back as a zombie. The rage just builds until he pops up out of his grave and shouts, “DID I STUTTER?”

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        1 day ago

        And then after he says that, he turns slightly and says, “not that there’s anything bad or wrong about people who struggle with their speech. What I’m saying is, IF YOU HAD TROUBLE HEARING ME, YOU SHOULD’VE TOLD ME AS MUCH IN 1799!”

        “…You named how many cities after me?!”

        “…The Capital?!

        “…And also an entire state?!?

        “Nope, you know what, fine. I am a god. And I am vengeful.