My friend’s father bought a 2025 Tesla after my friend begged him not to, but a boomer’s gotta boomer. Suffice to say, it hasn’t gone well for him, so the man went and put this decal on his car. My brother in Christ, you are driving a freshly redesigned car. Nobody is going to believe your swastikar is pre-COVID.


Yes, can’t afford one, that’s why last time I was looking at new cars, I got a Mercedes, and now that my incredibly expensive to maintain ex is out of the picture, I’m looking at BMW and Volvo.
Which, yes, are companies that were ran by nazi families decades ago, but you know what? Those nazis are now dead, and those companies know how to make cars, Tesla knows how to make really fast (in a straight line) smart refrigerators. They were awesome 10-12 years ago, now they’re just meh.