Maybe there was a process of natural selection, where all the people sensible enough who could get out got out, and it was 100% stubborn people remaining by the time the picture was taken.

For some reason this inspired me to evil.

I propose that we tax inattentive drivers. How? By adding easily avoidable large tolls along major roadways.

Imagine a road with two lanes in each direction. You’re driving along a stretch of long empty country road. Over the course of several miles, all sorts of signs, lights, and warnings announce that the right lane, and only the right lane, will be subject to a $100 toll. And a toll reader is set up to do just that. If you drive through the left lane, no toll. If you drive through the right lane, $100. Again, you provide plenty of warning. You would have to be half asleep, drunk, completely distracted, or drugged out of your mind to miss the signs. Hell, we’ll post it in all sorts of languages even.

Now, if you’re worried about a potential traffic bottleneck forming…no worries! We can hook the tolls up to a traffic counter, and the tolls are only active when traffic counts are very low. So only active during low levels of sparse traffic. And we could make all the signs electronic, so they all turn off when the tolls are inactive.

I propose we toll inattentive drivers.