Apparently real satanic panic propaganda. The more things change, the more they stay the same. Before we had the transgender woke turning kids into violent far left anitifa terrorists, we had:

  • Secret Music 🎵 [they/them]@piefed.blahaj.zoneOP
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    10 hours ago

    Found one with a few more pixels.

    Seems to say, “If you or someone you know is addicted to marijuana call Domino’s (?) at (215) 721-1000, rent a tape, and enjoy!”

    Pretty strange wording. Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s a fake but I’m still not 100% convinced.

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      5 hours ago

      The poster is just a movie reference. The photo of the kid smoking weed is from a movie called Hereditary and it only came out in 2018.

      I’m not sure I’d agree with how they frame what happens, though. Not because I think it’s an unfair characterization, but because that’s just straight up not how the movie goes.

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      7 hours ago

      You’re not 100% convinced that it’s a fake after it literally tells you to eat pizza and watch a movie as advice to deal with marijuana addiction?

      Honestly I think you got me with not putting a /s because clearly you must be joking but part of me also is like “maybe people are this dumb?”. But I think I’m the dumb one here

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        6 hours ago

        Pizza

        Is that what the “Domino’s” was referring to? I didn’t even realise that, that’s why I put the “(?)” there, it didn’t sound like any kind of drug rehab lol. And I thought the tape was like some DARE or Reefer Madness type shit. Basically that this was someone trying to cash in on the Satanic panic.

        But with the simple context of pizza, the whole statement makes a lot more sense now lol. So obviously I’m dumb.

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        8 hours ago

        Nicely done! Well that confirms it lol.

        What makes this so believable to me is that I grew up with people in positions of authority pulling things out of their asses. Like messages from Satan in heavy metal, or Pokémon making kids commit suicide, or LSD hidden in temporary tattoos, drug dealers handing out free drugs to kids, He Man being evil because there’s only one master of the universe etc. etc.

        And it hasn’t stopped. In some ways it’s more deranged now. Like tracker microchips in vaccines, or something to do with 5G and changing your DNA. Jewish space lazers. Litter boxes in librul classrooms for kids that identify as cats. Transgender for everyone! George Soros and the lizard people secretly controlling all the right wing billionaire owned media.

        I guess that’s what makes this particular fake ad a good joke. I’m so tired.

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          5 hours ago

          Litter boxes in librul classrooms for kids that identify as cats

          Haha yeah kids that identify as cats what will conservatives think of next 😅