Sorry Mickey, this one’s a dud. All my fingers are smaller than the average dick, but the average dick can only dream of the results my fingers get.
as my grandfather used to say, “if a finger isn’t enough, time to use a fist.”
Also, toys. You can choose what size you prefer. This works in both same and different sex partnerships. Toys (in conjunction with an observant partner) are awesome. I’ve yet to meet a woman who was uncomfortable with us using toys together but have, unfortunately, encountered men who feel inadequate if toys are involved.
We tried a vibrating ring once, and that was a bust. All I remember is how good it felt when we took it off and just went bare. And excuse me, I need to go find my wife for something.
What do lesbians get insecure and jealous over? I don’t believe, nothing.
Having hung out with a bunch on Capitol Hill in Seattle it was mostly cheating. Anecdotally, it was way worse than straight couples. It seemed like all of them had been together, broken up, and then gotten back together with each other. A lot of resentment and jealousy.
Ex-boyfriends.
Not funny.
idk it’s pretty fucking funny for a shitpost.
Title gore.
