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If only my computer was constantly hooked up to cloud AI watching everything I do! -No one ever.

Gif of former President approving of current President showing off their cock sucking skills. My life is complete.

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Having hung out with a bunch on Capitol Hill in Seattle it was mostly cheating. Anecdotally, it was way worse than straight couples. It seemed like all of them had been together, broken up, and then gotten back together with each other. A lot of resentment and jealousy.

There was is no both sides here and pretending there is is wrong.

All the original research came from the petroleum companies themselves. It has since been confirmed by a consensus of scientists multiple times over the last six decades.

There is always doubt in science. This is a good thing. Using this doubt to pretend there is some other major consensus is disingenuous.

You can instantly stop yourself from hiccuping.

Mission accomplished!

Oh snap

Gentleman’s bet. You win if he does and is successful. I lose if he does it at all. A tie if he does it but is unsuccessful.

I like your sentiment.

I hate to say it, but money and corporations already dictate this and have been in complete charge for longer than I have been alive.

Pretty sure fascist already broke off the UK. While I will agree the US is ahead, it is everywhere already.

This is a worldwide problem unfortunately.

Governments need to stop giving money to corporations and give it to the people who deserve it.

I heard they love the poor when they vote against their own interests.

The truth speaker.

Israel is trying to pass the death penalty, but only for Palestinians. Their inhumanity knows no bounds. They are truly as bad as the Nazi now.

The Democrats who caved just happened to be all safe in their districts with no upcoming elections. This is strategic like everything in politics. They stood to make more money by caving so it wasn’t just these eight, it was a group decision.

Not solving healthcare will of course work to their advantage. Gotta keep dangling that affordable healthcare carrot. Did you expect them to tackle another big important issue?

I wonder if I am getting little too cynical sometimes but the Democrats always convince I am not.

He is definitely not suing them over in England. That would not go well for him.

A “misleading edit” AKA what he said but in a order he doesn’t like.

Media objectively portrays Trump as bad after he calls them the enemy of the people.

I can’t even with the king of misleading. Why every news source in the world has not eviscerated him on a daily basis is beyond me.

Try to look up something political in the news that happened a decade ago. All you will get is recent results. It takes an enormous amount of digging to find it